Midnight in the garden of Moe and Curley Midnight in the garden of Moe and Curley

Humorous article in the Canadian Free Press titled "Midnight in the garden of Moe and Curley" takes aim at the Plame investigation. But watch our for popups. Bad paper, bad.

As a take off on this (without the popups), the following by Dwilkers in a comment thread at JustOneMinute:

I've been imagining the conversation that morning in the VP's office for a while now.

Cheney: Scooter! Get in here and close the door!

Libby: Yes sir.

Cheney: What the f&*% is this?

Libby: (pauses to read) I don't know sir.

Cheney: Who the h%^& is this guy?

Libby: I've never heard of him sir.

Cheney: (glares)

Libby: We could ask Tenet sir.

Cheney: Tenet? George Tenet? The Director of the CIA? The one that sent this guy? Pro Bono?

Libby: If that's true, yes sir.

Cheney: (presses intercom) Mary? Get me Tenet on the line please.

Response: Yes sir.

Cheney: So let me get this straight. This guy....Wilson?....yeah. The CIA asks this guy to go to Niger to see if he can get anything on the uranium thing. He's not an employee of the agency and never has been, he spends a week sitting by the %&^$ing pool and now he's calling me a liar in the NYTimes. That about it?

Libby: ....it seems like it may be sir.

Cheney: Is it true his wife works at the agency? Is that correct

Libby: It seems as if I may be hearing that for the first time sir.

Cheney: Is this the way the CIA does things nowadays Scooter? The C %^&king IA of the USA?

Libby: I don't know sir.

Cheney: (sweetly) Well do you think you could find out what's going on here then?

Libby: On it sir.